She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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