So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
its not stalking. its research.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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