You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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