So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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