Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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