Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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