the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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