a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
You need Xanax blowdarts
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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