I wannas sexs uuuuu
So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
Randomize
