normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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