wat bout pragnant strippers??
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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