when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
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