The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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