Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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