your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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