Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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