This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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