so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
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