spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I smell like Dick and happiness
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