we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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