Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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