Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
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