you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
foreskin is a definite game changer
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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