You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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