Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
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