Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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