Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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