Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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