I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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