He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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