David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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