I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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