walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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