Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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