The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
He better not be in your backpack
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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