if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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