What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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