i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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