i don't like sucking hair
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
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