can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I think your dad took our porno
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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