Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
There was a lot of him and a little penis
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
I stole a fireplace last night.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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