i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Randomize
