i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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