Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
That's when you crack a 10am beer
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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