guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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