The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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