Don't you send me to vm
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Can you bring me the toilet please
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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