Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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