I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
Randomize
