the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
You ruined the universe
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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