Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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