fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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