BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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