i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
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