Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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