I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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