His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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