do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I look better un-naked...
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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