i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
The woman at walgreens tried to sell me clearance condoms with my fake eyelashes. Does it look like I get laid?
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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