omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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