That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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